My Wife Will Kill You

Introducing the My Wife Will Kill You – the ultimate statement piece for your next big session.

This is not your average trucker. This is a high-quality satin front panel that pops like a flare, paired with crisp 3D embroidery that looks like it walked straight out of a custom hat workshop. The black mesh keeps it cool, the black brim keeps it sharp, and the red and black rope across the base ties the whole thing together like a warning sign wrapped in style.

✅ Red satin front with structured crown
✅Signature red and black braided rope embellishment
✅ Black mesh back for comfort and airflow
✅ High quality embroidered patch – not printed
✅ Adjustable snapback fit

Throw it on, own the joke, survive another day.